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Name Poor Bystander Man Contest!! Poor Bystander Man needs a real super hero name! The poor guy has been nothing but a bystander for years! All you need to do is come up with the perfect name for our hero. Don't worry, we don't expect miracles, chances are, if you come up with something good, it's already taken. We are looking for PBM's new superhero name, as well as his secret identity. So get to thinking!!
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| Grand Prize
(1): One not-so poor bystander will get a
lifetime membership in the Cheese of the Month Club. Also, our grand prize
winner will receive a free subscription to Poor Bystander Man!
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| First Prize
(1):
One doomed fan wins a free subscription to Poor Bystander Man!
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| Second Prize
(10): Ten poor bystanders will win a year's membership in
the Cheese of the Month Club.
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| No purchase necessary. Contest is open to anyone except employees of Doom Publishing Co., their immediate families, and anyone who is unfortunate enough to live in Ellsinore. Print your name, date of birth, address, city, state, zip, e-mail address, and telephone number with area code on a 3x5 inch index card, and write your submission on the card. Enter as many times as you like. Mail each entry separately to: "Name Poor Bystander Man" Contest, c/o Doom Publishing Co., P.O. Box 919 5th Street, Walla Walla, WA 45655-1329. All entries and writings related thereto become property of Doom, and none will be returned. All entries must be received. Doom is not responsible for lost, late, misdirected, or mutilated entries. Winners will be notified. Maybe. Winning the contest doesn't mean that Doom plans to use your suggestion. Chances are, Poor Bystander Man will be a Poor Bystander forever. Anyone who submits "Spider-Man" is subject to a beating. That's a stupid name. |
